I saw Mommy EATING Santa Claus! Our favorite Christmas song! Wait, what? Those aren’t the lyrics? Well, don’t tell HER that!

This 5x7 greeting card comes with a clean white envelope, and is shipped in a fitted clear bag (as well as external envelope) to minimize shipping damage. We left it blank inside for your special holiday greeting. Guaranteed to get laugh from your favorite zombie lover!

Want more than one card? We offer discounts on shipping for multiple orders and we discount orders of four or more cards as well. Check out our Zombie Card Your Choice Set of 4 listing or email us for more details